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Man, it's cold.  Please be sure to check on your neighbors.

And I swear, if we'd just get decent weather for a single weekend day, that I'd finally take down my Christmas lights.  I swear!  But the weather's just been awful every single weekend in January.

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you are the compassionate conservative. checking no my neighbor didn't occur to me

I put my Christmas lights up when it was nice and warm, and then took them down before the bottom fell out on the temperatures in January.

redstatewannabe's picture

my dad used to say "colder than a well-digger's a$$" and "colder than a witch's tit"

anybody else have a local expression for this cold?

old coach had longer forms:

colder than a witch's t-- in a brass bra
colder than a well-digger's fanny in the klondike

redstatewannabe's picture

wow, I bet that is cold!  :-)

Just think how cold it would be if it were not for Global Warming

Seems like we always get some bitter cold during the winter in C-U, especially in January, but we've had less of it this year than we usually do.

You ever get those emails that say "You know you live in Illinois if..." well all this reminds me of a couple of quotes "You know all 5 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter, road construction, & It's Hot! - "You find 0 degrees a "little chilly." - "If you have ever worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you might
live in Illinois." and my all time favorite "You often switch from heat to AC in the same day and back again. "

Gotta love Illinois weather!

Nobody is exactly certain what nubbins ARE (shouldn't they be covered whatever they are?) but it sure does sound cold if they are freezing off...

Stay warm!

my testicles are not dangling today.

Our average high temperature is 61.3 degrees and our average low temperature is 42.0 degrees, making CU just a nice place to live.

Colder than a Russian Whorehouse

Colder than a hillbilly outhouse

Colder than Kelsey's nuts

Frozen Fred-It must be fun to hang out with you.