I went to the blogger get two-gether. All the hotties were taken. There was no smoking so it didn't stink.
It was very enjoyable. Momo said she had bats in her attic. No kidding? I almost had that figured out before she blew the secret.
Gordy pressed his shirt. I bet he's always uptight like that.
Barickman showed up. I think Gordy was afraid to be in Urbana alone. I was happy Jason didn't charge me to talk to him this time. At least I don't think he did. I'll have to check the mail now for the rest of the week.
The lonetree feller has a potty mouth. He's a jerk too. He went home by himself but that's no surprise.
Don't sit next to Farney. He'll eat all your fries.
All in all it was a good time. I learned a lot about local politics that I didn't know before. Basically, if you don't have a cool moustache, you might as well stay home.
I'm looking forward to the next one. Gordy promised it would be warmer then. Secretly, I think he and Al Gore are tight like that.
"Gordy pressed his shirt. I bet he's always uptight like that."
Heh.
"Barickman showed up. I think Gordy was afraid to be in Urbana alone."
I live in Urbana, genius.
"The lonetree feller has a potty mouth."
But it's an interesting and hilarious potty mouth!
But do you live alone? No?
I rest my case.
No one has ever called me a genius before. Now I feel all special inside!