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Some local Greens and friends have come up with a proposal for a new UI mascot.

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Now there's a mascot to be proud of!!!

IlliniPundit's picture

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What about when the Farm Bot gets smart enough to wonder why he is taking orders from us?  We're doomed, I tell you, DOOMED!

Hey, I propose a deathmatch..... Farm Bot vs. Herbie Husker.....  Okay, deathmatch is too violent.... let's try a husk off... or a plowing contest.

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Glock21's picture

I've wondered why nobody has suggested a dough boy mascot yet.  It's memorial stadium, dedicated to the dough boys of WWI.  At half time he could jump across a trench and bayonet a Nazi.

 

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redstatewannabe's picture

I think that would be a great idea - a soldier with a bayonet.  Who would object to that?  :-)

(It wouldn't be a Nazi on the other side of the trench, would it?)

 

I don't think that FARM BOT is exclusively an end of the Green Party, nor any political party for that matter. FARM BOT is apolitical and doesn't necessarily reflect any views other than good old fashioned robot technology, the staple crop of this great state, and cornholing the other team on the gridiron.

And I don't think it would be a Nazi on the other side of the trench, that would refer to WW2. I think it would need to be the Kaiser.

Let's Cornhole 'em!

(Thanks for the link on your blog!)

No problem! I didn't mean to imply that it was political - I just recognized Tom Abram and Susan Rodgers and wanted to give the Greens some credit.

I think that stabbing a Nazi would allow the University to follow in its path of getting the mascot "mostly right"

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eggs ackley's picture

Ah, Glock, that has been suggested, but not publicly. I was visiting with an old crusty compadre from way back at the Esquire. We started discussing the Chief. He said he had a suggestion for a new name, "The Fighting Doughboys." For a few seconds I didn't think he was serious, then he explained, "The Doughboys were the WWI fighters. That's where the term, 'Fighting Illini' came from. When they built the stadium, 'Fighting Illini' had been adopted as the nickname for the football team. What the UI should do to fill in the halftime Chief segment is bring out a color guard composed of the five military branches, marching to the 50 yd. line while the band plays, 'God Bless America.' If that doesn't replace the chills people got from the Chief, well what can I say."

As they say in the Guiness commercial, "Brilliant!" But of course there's the Pillsbury thing...

I think Farm Bot v2.0 needs some sort of shielding mechanism.

I think Farm Bot v2.0 needs some sort of shielding mechanism.

Excellent idea!  Then there could be a show where people hurl basketballs at it, and they get deflected.  That'd be a lot better than any dance.