The man known as Illini Pundit has a dark secret.. While masquerading around as a true and red Republican, he works behind the scenes for Kim Jong Il! Heeeerrrroooo IP! Forget the Democratic Party. They are just the fascist wing of the corporate party oligarchy comprising the Republicans, Democrats, Greens, Libertarians, and Democratic Socialists. No, IP is a man of the People. To him, power flows out of the barrel of a gun. The anniversary of the Chinese Cultural Revolution is a holiday in his eyes.
Sorry Kevin, the Democratic Party is too right-wing for IP! He needs some real revolutionaries.
Viva Kim Jong Il!
NOTE: None of this is true! I am just demonstrating that sometimes we need humor in our lives. If in any shape or form, Gordy is somehow connected with a third world dictator that starves his own people while building nuclear weapons in defiance of IAEA regulations, its a mere coincidence and has no bearance on the Illinois or Champaign County Republican or Democratic Parties.
double secret boggle.
:-)
IP...man...come on. If you're going to be a member of a national communist party, at least go somewhere warm, like Cuba. Much better for you than North Korea.
HG
Actually, IP probably would be a good Hugo Chavez supporter.
Hmm, maybe he is just working with the American Communist Party. No real threat!
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Robert Dunn
Ex-Leftist, Born-Again Conservative American
As well, he does kind of resemble physically Hugo Chavez! (DUCKS!)
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Robert Dunn
Ex-Leftist, Born-Again Conservative American
Robert, I'm not sure that this is one of your finest comedic efforts.
IP for Mayor of Urbana in 2009!
Robert, I'm not sure that this is one of your finest comedic efforts.
Actually, strangely enough it is one of his finest comedic efforts.
Take that as you will.
Why thank you Xian! I am glad we can have a lighter moment!
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Robert Dunn
Ex-Leftist, Born-Again Conservative American
He would make a fine Urbana Mayor he has zero chance of being elected.
Hmm, that's not a good attitude to have. All he has to do is run to the Left of Laurel Prussing. Just avoid the social issues. I think that he can go even further then the CRB, abolish the entire Police Department. Anyone committing any crime must submit to listening to Carl Estabrook reciting Das Kapital in its entirety. That is deterrence enough!
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Robert Dunn
Ex-Leftist, Born-Again Conservative American
PS, Illini Pundit can officially be the Urbana City Blog!
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Robert Dunn
Ex-Leftist, Born-Again Conservative American
And after becoming mayor, he should appoint Mr. Fuerst as his chief administrative officer