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Posted July 10th, 2008 at 11:02 PM by Joan Dykstra

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On July 10th, 2008 at 11:20 PM, John Farney said:

On July 11th, 2008 at 08:15 AM, Conscious Citizen (not verified) said:

If only the budget were a little bigger. I wonder how it got so small during the Bush Administration...

On July 11th, 2008 at 09:33 AM, xian said:

Yeah, both McCain and Obama seems to want to expand spending when after the worst overspender in the history of the country, we might want to consider the opposite strategy...

On July 11th, 2008 at 10:45 AM, Late Night (not verified) said:

Jesse Jackson is now apologizing to Barack Obama for some extremely crude comments he made about Obama after an interview on Fox News. Jackson didn't know the microphone was on and he said some nasty stuff. So yet another reverend Obama has to distance himself from. What is this, this guy has the worst luck with preachers of anybody I know!

President Bush is in Japan for the G-8 summit. Again, another embarrassing incident at dinner. I guess President Bush sent his sushi back cause it was cold. Throw it on the grill a little bit there.

Osama Bin Laden's teenage son Timmy Bin Laden has released a poem calling for the destruction of America and the killing of all its allies. Imagine a kid writing something like that. Here's my question: where are the parents?

The Democratic party announced this week that Barack Obama will give his acceptance speech at an 80,000-seat stadium, and that they will not serve fried food at the Democratic convention. Those are the two things they announced. Yeah, which begs the question: where are they gonna find 80,000 Americans who don't eat fried food? It's not gonna happen.

President Bush is now in Japan for the big G-8 summit, which is going on right now. The G-8 Summit is where the world's top economies get together. The bad news -- we are no longer one of them. I wouldn't say the U.S. economy is doing bad, but you know how Bush got to Japan? Southwest.

And John Kerry is now criticizing John McCain. Kerry says McCain does not have the judgment to be president. I don't think that's true, I mean McCain had the good judgment not to accept Kerry's offer to be his running mate in 2004. That shows pretty good judgment right there!