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"...and showing respect to other countries are funny to Republicans. They're not, after all, Republican values. They are, however, American values."

 

Funny. I thought that whole "all men are created equal" bit was an American value and applied very much to royalty.

 

"Being thoughtful, not rushing to war..."

 

We're already at war. Obama isn't deciding whether to "rush to war" or not, but rather appears to be questioning his own strategy set forth earlier in the year for a war he campaigned in support of (in spite of dwindling support especially within his own party). You seem to be conflating the non-sensical criticism of the Iraq invasion (that further escalation after over a decade of escalating diplomatic and military responses to non-compliance with the ceasefire agreement was a "rush")  with the Afghanistan conflict which was only initially opposed by fringe elements as somehow being inappropriate.

 

A bit disturbing, though hardly unexpected, to watch the tables turn on whether dissent is "patriotic" or "unamerican" in such short order.

 

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Glock21 Op/Ed

I didn't hear about the original story until now.

Are you kidding me?

The critics might as well be saying, "Why didn't he wipe his *** on the prime minister's necktie? He's the President of the U.S., he can do what he wants!!!"

Bowing is exactly like shaking someone's hand.  The idea that he should snub people that honor out of some American ignorance of international customs is simply amazing.

I particularly liked the sarcastic reference that he has bowed the the Emperor of Japan who ordered the PH bombing. Sometimes I really think that some of the crazy critics think that the Emperor is some kind of immortal vampire or something.

This one is even dumber than the OMFG!!!!! Obama is trying to motivate children with conservative values!!!! Brainwashing!!! moment we had earlier this year!

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For what it's worth, the only coverage on the bowing IN Japan itself is how the US right wing is all het up about it, people find that amusing.

 

What got far more coverage was that Obama called to delay his trip by a day so that he could arrange his schedule to attend a memorial for the people killed in the Ft. Hood shooting.  That meant the PM had to change his schedule, and there was some snark about how it was rude.   However, the PM didn't have all his own ducks in a row for the meeting either (neither side does) so coverage switched to pointing that out.

 

The big talk is about the substance of the talks, particularly on moving the Futenma airfield in Okinawa and over any possible civilian aid to Afghanistan after letting expire the "special law" that had been put up to allow (arguably) the operation to refuel US military ships in the Indian Ocean.

 

"The critics might as well be saying, "Why didn't he wipe his *** on the prime minister's necktie? He's the President of the U.S., he can do what he wants!!!"

 

 

Are you kidding me??? Obama wipes his *** with the U S Constitution on a daily basis!!!

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 Finally, an Anonymous I can agree with.

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Enough, please.

Please, please, nobody tell the Repubs, as they're having their manufactured rage-asm, about this:

http://www.politico.com/blogs/bensmith/1109/The_Nixon_bow.html

Lieberman has a spine? Funniest comic ever!

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From the Nixon photo I can't tell if it is a bow, which would also be repugnant, or if he's just talking. Did find one of the comments fairly humorous though:

 

You know you've lost when your retort is, "Nixon did it too!"

 

I suppose we could add that to the "Bush did it too" with his disgusting suck uppery with the Saudi royals that got brought up so much with the last bow.

 

Not too surprising that the Japanese aren't all that concerned with our own cultural faux pas stuff as opposed to issues that matter to them. The bowing stuff is obviously more pertinent to Americans and how our values are being represented by our head of state. I'm sure the whole event would have been a non-issue had he not bowed, which is why it was such a pointless symbolic gesture to begin with. Or as one conservative cartoonist put it:

 

 

But I'm sure concerns about our founding principles is just a "manufactured rage-asm" because other presidents have fallen short on them in the past. One would figure with all the hype that Obama could do better than Nixon or Bush. Sheesh...

 

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Glock21 Op/Ed

Toldja So's picture

 

I think Obama thought Americans were grown-up enough to understand that what he did was perfectly in line with the local culture. Guess he was wrong.

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I think Obama thought Americans were grown-up enough to understand that what he did was perfectly in line with the local culture. Guess he was wrong.

I think America thought Obama was grown up enough to make a decision or to keep a promise. Guess they were wrong too.

This is kind of fun. Care to hear what I think anyone else thinks? I can make crap up all day with the best of em.

No Sir, you don't need to bow before the Burger King.

Nice!

Dah Dah Dah Dah Dah...I'm Lovin' it!

Without teleprompter it would be "Uh, Uh, Uh, Uh, Uh, I...Uh..Let me be clear...am lovin' it."

Toldja So: "I can make crap up all day with the best of em."

Clearly. That's never been in doubt. In fact, for once I'd like to see you try something else.

On November 20th, 2009 at 09:35 AM, Anonymous (not verified) said:
"The critics might as well be saying, "Why didn't he wipe his *** on the prime minister's necktie? He's the President of the U.S., he can do what he wants!!!"

Are you kidding me??? Obama wipes his *** with the U S Constitution on a daily basis!!!

Ohhh! That is a good one! Can you tell me more about this? I am serious -- what policies/actions do you consider "wiping his *** with the Constitution"?

Well, bowing properly as is customary for EVERYONE to do in Japan seems like a better move than puking on the PM, but that's just me.

I think what this is really about though is that certain people would like to "own" this man's ability to make his own choices about what is appropriate. He made a great choice, but not what the xenophobic, ugly-American wing would have done, so it must be wrong.

I really would like to believe that NO ONE posting on this website would be stupid enough to not bow in Japan, not only to the emperor (who I couldn't care less about) but also random people they are introduced to.

I'm just glad that Obama managed to make it through the whole trip without barfing on anyone.

This is funny, I don't care who you are !!!!

 

"We were in Pigeon Forge over the week end. On Sunday, we left to come home. Traffic was moving slowly, and a car in front of us had an Obama bumper sticker on it. It read: "Pray for Obama. Psalm 109:8".

Mike's Bible was lying on the dash board. He got it, opened it up to the scripture, and read it. He started laughing and laughing. Then he read it to me. I couldn't believe what it said. I had a good laugh, too.. "
Psalm 109:8

"Let his days be few; and let another take his office."

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Steve Benson

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Toldja So's picture

   Montana Bear Tragedy 
 

This is such a tragedy to see what they have done to our country's wildlife! 

MONTANA BEAR PHOTO

The photo below captures a disturbing trend that is beginning to affect US wildlife

Animals that were formerly self-sufficient are now showing signs of belonging to the Democratic Party... as they have apparently learned to just sit and wait for the government to step in and provide for their care and sustenance. 

This photo is of a Democrat black bear in Montana nicknamed
Bearack Obearma

Heard about this on the radio .... they ask you in all parks to NOT feed the animals.  They lose their own foraging skills and EXPECT food from people.  They get very cranky if they don't get it!

 

 

Psalm 109:8

"Let his days be few; and let another take his office."

Why stop there? How does that Psalm continue?

Let his days be few;
and let another take his office.
Let his children be fatherless,
and his wife a widow.

In other words, this is a coded reference to assasinating the President. Not that the Secret Service has seen a fourfold increase in death threats against the President or anything.

Toldja So, I know what you are afraid of, and it's not bears. You should promote the underclass getting free food, housing and clothing, as well as medical care, because if "those" people don't get it, they won't know what to do, other than get their stolen guns out and come rob you.

Maybe you should take a few in this Thanksgiving and show them how to fend for themselves. Don't feed them, just tell them what they need to do. They will get the picture, and by Black Friday, they will be fully employed, fully fed, clothed, housed and insured, and America will be right again.

Or maybe you should just continue to equate humans with animals. After all, you mean well, because bears are noble creatures.

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 Why stop there?Because the poster did stop there, you're the one who took it further. Using your logic they should have clocked him in the head with whole Bible. And you call me an alarmist.....sheesh.

Anon: Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will eat for a lifetime. But then I again, I keep forgetting your wisdom exceeds Confucius

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"In other words, this is a coded reference to assasinating the President."

 

Well the citation is Psalm 109:8... not 109:8-9 or Psalm 109 in general. Hence why the ACLU and Anti-Defamation League spokes-folks in the link above didn't seem to think your hysterical interpretation was intended as much as trying to make a joke with a very specific line out of context. The whole bit is certainly disturbing though and it was probably a bad idea to use it, especially for people who might not want to highlight some of the hateful and childish nonsense in the bible. But perhaps that can be a silver lining to the joke, pointing out the bible can be incredibly stupid and shouldn't be taken seriously. :-)

 

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Politicalchemy's picture

"Why stop there? Because the poster did stop there, you're the one who took it further."

Toldja, I'm taking the rare step of giving you the benefit of the doubt and suggesting you aren't actually this dense.

If that would have been about George Bush, the Libs would it put on the Illinois license plates

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a word from one of Obama's supporters.

I'm sorry Glock, I disagree. It's just another in the long line of eliminationist rhetoric that's been coming out of the Right for a long time. And, really, it's a quote from something called the Prayer of Vengance, for crying out loud. The whole point of the Psalm is about asking the Lord God to kill a man, starve his children and widow, and visit suffering on further generations.

Saying that the subsequent part to the Psalm are irrelevant to the quote is like saying God loves us because the Bible says "Thou shalt not suffer..."

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